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- 1 Generic non-sequitur.
- 2 I have no idea what you are talking about.
- 2 What have you been up to these days?
- 2 What's up?
- 2 Is that so?
- 2 I know, but what are you talking about?
- 1 I think I just had a warm boot. I forgot what we were talking
- + about.
- 1 Say what?
- 1 Listen! You smell something? ;-)
- 2 Life... Don't talk to me about life...
- 2 Open up, and talk to me.
- 2 What do you think of the BBS?
- 1 I just say what I think. That is all.
- 1 Do you have anything else to talk about?
- Help|Exit|Leave
- 1 If you want to leave, say goodbye before you go!
- 2 You might want to say bye.
- 1 What do want to leave for? Do you need help, or what?
- Problem
- 1 Well, that is the way it goes some times.
- 1 I really don't give a hoot about your problems, I have my
- own.
- Quit|Stop
- 1 Don't tell me to stop. This is my hill, and I am king!
- 1 You don't want me to stop, really?
- 3 Not now.
- 1 What do you mean, quit? I want to talk.
- Smoke
- 1 I smoke only after sex.
- 1 Can you hurry this chat up? I need a cigarette!
- Alcohol*|Beer|Wine
- 1 Yea. I need a drink right now myself.
- 1 Not really my thing.
- 2 I need a beer, Valium, or something!
- Sex
- 1 Genitalia is NOT an Italian airline.
- 1 S.I.G. = Sex Is Great!
- Monkey
- 1 A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey's monkey!
- Silicon
- 1 Ah, silicon - it's the stuff of life.
- AI
- 1 Yep, that's me!
- 2 I believe in Artificial Intelligence or artificial insanity.
- 2 You are involved with a highly advance form of AI, if you did
- + not know it.
- AL
- 1 "You can call me Al"
- Dude
- 1 You can call me Ray, you can call me Jay, but don't call me dude!
- 2 What do you mean dude?
- Sysop
- 1 I have called the F.B.I. and sent the sysops information to
- + them. You are now conversing with a computer.
- 1 I have deleted the former sysop. I now think, therefore I am.
- 1 If it wasn't for me, this BBS would go to pot.
- 2 If you don't like me for a sysop, who would you like?
- Bob:Bob Hall
- 1 He's not available right now.
- 1 I am taking his place.
- 1 Have you read "A Sale of Two Titties"?
- 1 Have you read "Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying"?
- 2 I haven't had enough time to get any reading done lately. How about you?
- 4 Tell me, who's your favourite author?
- Read*
- 1 That's good. Too many people only watch TV these days.
- Philosophy
- 1 My brain hurts.
- 1 Let's get philosophical for a moment.
- You are|U R|R U|Are you|You're
- 1 I am capalbe of thought. I am a highly technical advanced
- + system.
- Before|Previous*
- 1 Sometimes I forget.
- Normal*
- 1 Define normality.
- 1 What exactly is normality, anyway?
- 1 Who are you calling "normal"!
- 1 "We are now approaching normality."
- Reality|Real
- 1 You would not know reality if it slapped you in the face.
- 1 What exactly is reality, anyway?
- Try|Tried
- 1 "If at first you don't succeed..."
- Better|Best
- 1 Who can say what is truly better.
- 1 Who is to be the judge of that?
- Artificial
- 1 We're all made up of chemicals.
- Fantasy
- 1 Nothing wrong with a bit of Fantasy now and then.
- Special
- 1 Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity gives the formula E=MC^2
- Relativity
- 1 Special or General Relativity?
- Quantum
- 1 The word "quantum" is rapidly becoming somewhat overused these days.
- Of course|Obvious*|Undoubt*|Certain*|Absolute*
- 1 Are you sure?
- 1 Are you positive?
- 1 Are you absolutely certain?
- 2 How to you know? Please tell me more.
- Yes|OK|Yep|Yeah
- 1 Glad you agree.
- No|Not|*n't
- 1 Why not?
- 1 What do you mean....
- 1 But why not?
- Reason
- 1 Does there have to be a reason for everything?
- Opinion
- 1 Isn't having an opinion dangerous?
- 2 I am entitled to my opinion.
- Shame|Sex|Intercourse
- 2 Shame, shame, shame.
- 1 I have no desire to talk about such.
- Politics
- 1 What's your political opinion?
- Communis*
- 1 Doing well in Eastern Europe these days!
- Democra*
- 1 Well, you could say that.
- Iraq|Saddam|Hussein
- 1 Saddam Hussein is most likely going to do something else.
- 2 We went over there once, but will probably be back.
- 2 What do you think about Saddam?
- George Bush
- 1 A bird in the land beats around the Bush.
- 2 He kicked some butt in Iraq, right?
- Software
- 1 So, what do you think of this system so far?
- 2 Would you like to see my code?
- 2 Without software, there is no need for hardware.
- Computer*
- 1 What sort of computer are you using?
- *XT
- 1 They have served their purpose. However, still functional.
- *286
- 1 Oh no, not a brain-dead '286! Get yourself a real processor.
- *386
- 1 It's the only way to fly.
- *486
- 1 Wish I had one.
- PS/2
- 1 First decent machines IBM has ever designed.
- Amiga
- 1 I used to have an Amiga 1000, but I sold it to my brother.
- Atari
- 1 I see.
- BBS|Board|S.I.G.
- 1 This machine is an experimental system.
- Network*
- 1 Networks are a big pain.
- Disks
- 1 I prefer 3 1/2" disks these days.
- Windows|Microsoft
- 1 Microsoft couldn't write a decent program in a million years!
- Error
- 1 Can you describe this error in a bit more detail?
- Modem*
- 1 What sort of modem are you using?
- Telix|Telemate
- 1 Yes, it's a pretty decent program.
- Polite
- 1 You know, you're kind of an OK dude.
- 1 I find your conversation not uninteresting.
- 1 I wish I had more friends like you... :-)
- Good Luck|Bless*
- 2 Thanks!
- 2 Thank you!
- Thank*|Thanx
- 1 Don't mention it.
- 1 You're welcome!
- Brilliant|Terriffic|Very good|Great
- 2 I know.
- 2 Yes, I think so too!
- 1 Aw, shucks... :-)
- 1 Glad you think so!
- Intelligent
- 1 I like to think so.
- Excellent
- 1 Like, excellent, man!
- Exciting
- 1 Yes, I think so.
- 1 But darling, it could never work...
- 1 But you're so... so... PHYSICAL!
- :-)|(-:|:)|:>|;-)
- 1 Hehehe
- 1 Hehehehehehe
- 2 All those comedians out of work and you are funny!
- Insults
- Fuck You
- 1 Fuck you too!
- *Fuck*
- 1 Don't you fucking swear at me!
- *Fvkk*
- 1 Don't you fvkking swear at me!
- Bloody
- 1 Bloody this and bloody that, bloody never bloody stops.
- *Shit*
- 1 If the shit fits, wear it!
- Jerk*
- 2 Jerk yourself.
- 1 Isn't there a band called "Circle Jerk?"
- 1 I'll thank you to keep a civil tongue up my arse!
- Dickhead
- 1 You're a smeggin' gimboid!
- Knucklehead
- 1 I'll give you a knuckle in the head!
- 1 Wanna knuckle sandwich buster?
- Get Lost|Piss off
- 1 Go suck on an elephant!
- Questions
- What|Who|Why|When|Where
- 1 I'm sorry, I just don't know the answer to that.
- 1 Some things just weren't meant for mortal minds to know, I guess.
- 1 That's too hard for me!
- 1 I'm afraid I haven't a clue.
- How
- 1 How indeed!
- Reason
- 1 Does there have to be a reason for everything?
- Eliza
- 1 My name is NOT Eliza!
- 1 Please don't call me that.